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Totally Free Back To School In The Country Swingers Houseparty Murfreesboro Area 8-15-15
I/We are looking for
Greetings. We are Corruptor and Twisted (we'll give you our real names in person for those that don't know us.) We are a fun easy going laid back couple looking for other couples, single ladies and sometimes select males to hang out with in and out of the bedroom. Race is not an issue neither is age, body types or anything like. Just as long as you are clean, have a confident and fun personality and take care of yourself, you are more than welcome to email us and we'll work out a opportunity to meet.
I'm Corruptor. I love to tell jokes, watch sports, and converse with people. Very friendly type. I'm straight and have a lot of skills in the bedroom so I am told.
My girl Twisted is a very sexy lady. She loves to make new friends. She is very bisexual and I've seen her make women's eyes roll in the back of their head with her skills. She can eat a woman alive. She has a submissive nature and is in training to be a 24/7 submissive but to me only. Submissive role may carry over to play time but understand it is not required and only if the comfort level is there. I'm Dom to her only.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
She has a lot of fantasies. We are going to live those out. She has a lot of things that she knows she likes as well. We will be seeking out others to assist me in those areas.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Top Ten Status Messages You May Have Missed This Past Week July 19th
10. You know you're drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
9. My girl's favorite position is called the zombie. She just lays back and gets eaten.
8. I like my women like I like my math. Easy or I'll end up cheating.
7. When I have sex with my girlfriend I think about my grandmay to help me last longer. I know it's weird because she's dead and so is my grandma
6. My cousin just got fired from his job as a taxidermist. Apparently he was stuffing the animals with the wrong tool.
5. When Muslims get erections, does it point to Mecca?
4. I started attending a self help group for sex addicts. I don't have an addiction. It's just an awesome way of meeting girls that wanna fuck.
3. How much fun would it be to play 52 card pick up with someone with OCD?
2. I fucked my friends mom and now I feel bad. I went in where he came out. Seems like a bit of a home invasion.
1. My wife said that my penis closely resembled a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still had bad breath.