Short Tag Line:
Sometimes In Life You Need A Leg Up. I Prefer Two.
I/We are looking for
Real people, open minded, laid back and friendly.
Greetings! Corruptor here. All about throwing some wild parties. If you like swingers parties and events hit us up and we'll invite you to our groups etc
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Top Ten Status Messages You Might Have Missed This Week June 13 2015
10. On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
9. My neighbor was singing in the shower again this morning. I didn't mind though as I couldn't hear anything through my binoculars.
8. New Pickup Line: How bout you come over and sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
7. I call my dick Hide and Seek because ready or not here it comes.
6. I tell people that I have Parkinsons so I can jerk off at public urinals.
5. I don't call them homeless people. I prefer to call them property tax evaders
4. Don't ask...just trust me. Never ever put your vibrator in the same dresser where you keep your taser.
3 When a 9 year old girl runs around with a sword pretending to stab people on TV it's "talent". When I do it in the park it's a "crime"
2. Got my family banned from Family Feud. I was asked "describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote. "Are you ready kids?" wasn't an acceptable answer
1. The women in my neighborhood refer to me as "pervert with a telescope" I don't see it that way. I say I'm a biological astronomer.